Carpe Diem my brothers – Seize the Day!
Recent headline: Paris man falls in river, found in Seine!
He’s an example of the newest dog breed: The Winnipeg Rye.
After a few months of marriage, she gave him a Honeydew list.
Having relationship problems? Can’t get yourself out of bed on time? Stuck in traffic? I recommend AMPUTATION!!
Got to be good lookin’ cause she’s so hard to see…
It was a romantic candle-lit dinner until one of them ate the candle holder.