He was going to be the first chip bag in space, providing astronauts with much-needed sustenance. Instead, the astronauts had to resort to eating the first monkey in space.
The Kraken is a legendary monster of giant proportions, emerging only to wreak havoc on those around it. Just like your butt.
If you start every day with a tall bowl of Mushies, you’ll definitely end up being a fun guy!
Santa Tree: giving shade and rotten crab apples to all the good girls and boys since 1845.
Always remember to wash your wings after pooing all over the newly washed cars.
Now that’s a tall glass of water. Hoooweee!
The path he has decided to follow is cold and lonely, full of fishy characters. He should really go back to being a model for a giant book publisher.