That snot the proper way to blow your nose.
If you were lucky enough to have a Burro as your sweet ride, you wouldn’t just show up for dinner, you’d show up on dinner too!
This is not, I repeat NOT, a self-portrait. As anyone who knows me, I cannot grow connectors if my life depended on it, so a goateed face will never be in one of my self-portraits.
If you were to store vodka-infused watermelons inside the watermelon house, you’d have watermelinception.
It was a tuber after all. He never saw it coming. But the tuber did. The tuber has eyes after all…
T.M. Inc. offers a handy-dandy two-in-one product that both measures your steps, and your apparent danger from a convicted deviant. It will only work if you walk from your attacker; running will give a false reading.
Like adding honey to tea, or peanut butter to chocolate, adding insult to injury always makes the situation better.