“Why, he’d be crazy to take the psycho path!” “Exactly.”
He’s got two guns that shoot pythons!
While Ray Charles may have been a formidable Thunder Lizard, only B.B. King can be considered a Tyrannosaurus Rex.
There’s always a party going on at 20,000 leagues under the sea!
Since salt is added to pretty much everything to make it taste better, beverage companies should start selling salt water. They’d have a captive, loyal market!
Still beats the land of prunes and damp towels.
To succeed in comedy, you need to be a crap-filled receptacle capable of rehashing tired, old jokes for months on end. It helps if you can flush away all the verbal diarrhea that will undoubtedly be directed towards you, with the minimum amount of skid marks along the way. … Continue Reading Toilet Humour